According to this…

…article I might be a manipulator.

NOT.

If I could selectively control my memory I would do a much better job of it.  Like, firstly, I’d forget every bad thing that ever happened and affected me in a negative way.  I got a million of those.

I would forget what different pains feel like. 

I wouldn’t forget when a bill was due to be paid.

See, yesterday I forgot I had a meeting to go to — I missed a meeting because I had it in my head that the meeting was today.  Tuesday.  Oh, I knew the meeting was on the 14th and at 2:30, but I had that day in my head as being a TUESDAY.  Today.

I can’t even manipulate my dog, pholks.

If I could manipulate (TRAIN) my dogs properly I would totally become a professional dog trainer. 

And I would be the best dog trainer ever, and people would hire me from all over the world, and pay my first class airfare and presidential hotel accommodations, in addition to the very large fees they would pay me!

Yeah, I let you know how that works out for me…