All I got for Christmas…

12/25/2009

…was this huge canker sore — proceed to view at your own risk.  Gross factor is high…

The Great Canker Incident

Oh, yeah.  It’s a great one.  And to think I made it all by myself (but not intentionally)!

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Deb Rox December 25, 2009 at 16:54

Good Heavens. Please say away from orange juice, until about 2011. Rest, put your feet up, take good care!!!

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Big Gay Sam December 27, 2009 at 04:40

You might want to put some alcohol on that. To keep it from festering.

I suggest Tequila. It will hurt at first but eventually you won’t feel a thing. :P

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ɹǝƃƃolquǝʞoʇ December 27, 2009 at 09:22

I got bourbon and vodka. Both were very helpful…

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Martinis or Diaper Genies? December 28, 2009 at 17:00

BALLSY you are. Ballsy indeed.
PS following now!

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Fragrant Liar December 28, 2009 at 21:19

Ouch. I don’t know why I looked because I had plenty of warning. Plenty. But you know, when there’s a car wreck, you’re always gonna crane your neck to see it.

Gargle with warm salt water several times a day, will ya? That’ll do the trick.

Love,
Dr. Liar

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brooke January 10, 2010 at 02:27

ouch! looks painful. stay away from salt.

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