And remembered…

Which is at the top of your suffering list…

I’m sitting in a Charbucks at the KY Clinic waiting for an appointment with my PCP.  We’re gonna talk migraines and ingrown toenails.  I think.

I’ve never had an ingrown toenail so I don’t know if that is what the problem is.  It’s sore and numb at the same time.  There seems to be a blister like redness upon much of the toe below the toenail.

Honestly it’s the mirgraine, but I had to bring up the toe for content.  LOL.  The toenail thing is just annoying and I thought I’d kill two birds and all that crap.

The problem with a lot of migraine meds is you can’t take them if your taking this or that.  And I take two of those.  Crap.  I thought about wearing my ice bag on my head while here in the clinic.  What better place not to look outta place with an ice bag on your head, right?

So I got a regular coffee and the biggest oatmeal cookie I’ve ever seen in my life.  I’d take a picture and post it, but I’ve already eaten half of it.  Okay, two thirds…

The thing about the coffee is they don’t really give you enough room for the cream.  Or whole milk.  I like my coffee light.  I’m having to drink some of it just to be able to add enough milk.  And it had to cool first.

I can’t believe I’m writing this crap. 

I brought some note cards, too.  Figured I’d get on some thank you notes I’ve been putting off writing.  They should be less painful than staring at this computer screen.  The Charbucks area is dark enough, it’s the screen.  THE SCREEN.

Oh my eyes.  Oh my head.  OMG.  What a bunch of crap I’m typing in.

This is me, putting off writing those cards.  Still.

I think my laptop eats my battery power up faster when I’m on the net.  I also think it has something to do with the glowing apple on the case…

A good thing about being here is that my husband was able to park in the gararge connected to the clinic where he works instead of the one so…far…away.  You can do that when you have an appointment here.  Or your wifey does.

I had a dream last night that like a bunch of teeth on the right side of my mouth came out.  All at once, and connected.  And then when I turned the mass of teeth over instead of roots there was this alarming collection of little baby teeth with roots, and there was not pain.

I have amazing dreams like that.  The other day I awoke from this awesome dream about mass flooding and everyone trying to get to some place higher.  And I was everywhere in this dream (as usual) in a factory trying to climb some pallets so I could get out a window and upon the roof; trying to climb high into a tree; running up a hill.  Thing is, even in your dreams, if you can see the water coming it’s already too late.

I remember when I was a kid and some other kid was telling a bunch of us that if you dream about dying in your sleep then you die in real life.  And everyone was like really impressed with that kid’s knowledge and I was all — how would you know that was why they died in their sleep?

Big Mistake.  After I explained —WHICH SHOULD HAVE IMPRESSED THE HELL OUTTA ALL OF ‘EM — instead they dwindled away from me. 

It was pretty much the same when I was in class and we were watching an animation of one of the Apollos orbiting earth’s atmosphere and I blurted out that what we were seeing wasn’t real, that it’s a cartoon none of them got it.  They all thought I was saying the Apollo wasn’t real, that trip to the moon wasn’t real.  I couldn’t get them to understand that there was no ship flying behind the Apollo filming the Apollo orbiting the earth.

I should write a book about how I’m always so misunderstood.

P.S.  I had a dream not too long ago where I was shot point blank in the head and died.  I’m still here.

Proof.  Proof!  PROOF!

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